spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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