so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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