I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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