dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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