Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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