dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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