we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
okay pat passed out under dana's car
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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