absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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