Having a random hookup so left but love u
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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