i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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