i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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