I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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