Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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