I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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