he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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