We're facebook friends in real life
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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