Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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