...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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