I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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