How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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