I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Randomize
