Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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