i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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