In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
either way he was missing a nipple.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
