I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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