Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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