I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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