I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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