sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
You dont lie about slip and slides
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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