he shaved USA in his pubs
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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