There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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