I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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