Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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