as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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