Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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