they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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