You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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