i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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