everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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