The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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