I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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