I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
We got so high we made milksteak
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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