This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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