Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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