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(845): View more from New York

I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.

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(323): View more from California

i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy

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(813): View more from Florida

My mind said no, but my drink said yes.

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(480): View more from Arizona

you are hot. that is all.

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who is this?

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the delivery driver from silvermine.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.

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