HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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