She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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