what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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