we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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