Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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