I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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