We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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