I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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