Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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