Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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